• French: 15,45 cm
• German: 14,61cm
• Greece: 12,18 cm

These digits were published in a really “interesting” “article”, which you can see here.

After the French guys having the longest bread, they now have the longest penis too. I actually had to laugh my ass off when I saw this stupidly written article, but these kinds of articles appear if there is nothing to write about. But at this place, I would like to send my congratulations to the boys from France!

Furthermore I had to read stupid stuff, about getting a tighter vagina after having a baby. Guys I can tell you this page just sucks ass … At least you can have a lot of fun reading those news or whatever you want to call them.

Back to me! I was on Teamspeak with the guys of readmore and myMYM and played CS on Thursday until like 4.30 am and after that I Had to watch House M.D., actually I started that episode with hopes that I fall asleep, but it was kind of thrilling to watch, so I watched that until like 5.15 am in the morning, when I watched at the bottom right on pc desktop, I saw that I only had 1 hour and 45 minutes left to sleep. At 6.55 am the alarm clock was making the most “beloved” noise ever.

The guys who have a BlackBerry know what I mean, since if u push the trackball down the alarm clock will be on snooze, but if you scroll down out of an accident and then press the ball, the alarm clock will be just set off. After managing to press snooze 4 times I switched the alarm clock off and woke up again at 7.27 am. TOO late, had to call my appointment and reschedule for 1 hour later.

In the evening I went to a friend and had a couple of beers, they were like small celebration beers, after the whole work with the NGL officials we are now having NGL finals in Berlin (Germany). Starting on the 20th and 21st, so I might have a chance of buying some Christmas presents over there. The shops will be opened and I think I am going to buy at least some there, this also fits pretty much into my timetable as guys _never_ buy presents earlier than a week before Christmas.

This one I found one more youtube clip with a 13 year old super talent, her name is Yosefin Buohler. It is out of the German TV show, The Super Talent 2008 and it can be compared to Britain’s got talent. But overall our “talents” suck more than the ones from the island. At least I found the first girl who can sing like a superstar and does not need any support from the government.

Oh yes, I nearly forgot – there is a super nice mouse pad of Moon already out to be sold! Here is a picture of it, to be honest it is one of the best things I ever saw in electronic sports. Judge yourself!

I am heading out for now, you will be able to see some WC3L action today and some Korea vs China action.

Well I saw there are quite some people reading this blog and I am happy to provide you a page where I can talk about my everyday life and about my working life. To be honest all I can think about right now is what I am going to write my next post about, there was this idea floating around in my mind which was about publishing some videos of youtube or write some reviews about shows.

I have been listening to the radio all day and watched the news on TV as on the web, but I have to say this world is more fucked up than anybody can imagine.

Bangkok (Thailand) had bomb attacks and stuff in the last days and then the guys who are against the prime minster locked the airport down. Then in Mumbai, some terrorists detonated a couple of bombs in the city and killed a lot of innocent people. In front of Somalia the pirates are stealing the big boats …

WHAT IS UP WITH THIS WORLD?

Is there any safe place around here? Besides those happenings there are much more things which are fucked up, take a look at the stock market and then you can actually start crying. Soon the real mistakes are to be shown since then you can see the actual digits when the companies present them in the near future.

I am jealous at those who are playing World of Warcraft and Secondlife – at least you have a good running world, which you can call yours. Ah by the way, I was thinking about that game called Secondlife, is the sense if being good in this game, giving up your actually first life? I have to admit I never touched that game, because I kinda thought it is not famous in Germany, but then again I was thinking about that game yesterday night and I am aware of the fact that you can make a lot of money with a second character you are controlling. But in order to control that character to manage things in the second life you have to give up your first life. I was a bit confused and had been thinking about this stupid game all day.

Oh yeah guys, I played Slide-A-Lama versus my old classmate and raped her with a 6-1 score. After both nearly fell asleep in the seventh and last game, this took us around 30 minutes to finish. That remembered me of the old sessions with trimble, which took us 6 hours to determine a winner.

I just watched mousesports versus Millenium and I saw mouz losing with a clear three to one score, after playing really bad today. Fly100%, who is usually their superstar failed in the 2on2 and in the 1on1. He normally is a candidate to beat all orcs in mirrors but then today I saw him losing versus Cash, who is a not well known orc from Russia. Th000, who recently joined mouz also failed to win versus Psyko, who used to be the total 2on2 abuser on Battle.net, but managed himself to win versus several big names in the last month, which is quite impressive. We will see how this is going to be continued for mouz, I just hope they do not schedule a match for 3 am Chinese time anymore.

What do you think about this girl singing?

]]> http://losemann159.wordpress.com/2008/11/26/what-is-up-with-this-world/feed/ 2 losemann159 http://losemann159.wordpress.com/2008/11/23/if-wishes-were-horses-beggars-would-ride/ http://losemann159.wordpress.com/2008/11/23/if-wishes-were-horses-beggars-would-ride/#comments Sun, 23 Nov 2008 16:19:51 +0000 losemann159 http://losemann159.wordpress.com/2008/11/23/if-wishes-were-horses-beggars-would-ride/ ]]> It was a weird weekend, the weather god had his PMS day – in the morning it was raining like crazy so I had to use my bag as an umbrella, which turned out not be the best one, then in the lunch time I was sweating again, since the sun was burning on me, just a moment later it was hail, which fell like stones from heaven.

When I arrived at the office I was about to resume my whole day and I found out it was really weird, so I went to sleep for a couple of hours to just get rid of the strange feeling / energy which was following me around all day. In the evening I went out with my buddies David, Steffi and Daniel to some pub, we used to visit more often, but nowadays it is just a one-time-in-month thing. The owner was pretty amused when he saw our face and got me a chair to sit immediately, “for customers who come so rarely”, those were his words.

Our plan was to go home at around 11 p.m., but it never ends as expected, so we stayed first until 2 a.m. since it started to snow like crazy. Not countable flakes of snow were falling from the stars and made us dream of a white – Christmas, which we did not have for years.

So we agreed on going home at 2.30 a.m., which sounded like a super plan that time. Since the next table there were some guys sitting, one of those turned out to be my old classmate from school, but I did not meet her for at least 5 years. And there was a another girl, who was complaining about me never greeting her when I am pass her, but I can say in complete honesty that I had no fucking clue who that was, until my buddy told me.

I feel guilty now! You got me!

It is now around 1 month before the holy days, called Christmas, but presents? What should I buy for my family? As my family is leaving for holidays on the 24^th – does anyone want to stop by? Just give me a call before please! But there are still friends, who are supposed to get presents. Argh, this is the biggest bullshit at this event, that people are expecting presents and that you have think about those presents. But we can handle it like every year; we go shopping for presents at the 23^rd, which suits good this time as it is a Tuesdays.

Furthermore I am planning to visit China in the start of the next year and after that I am planning to fly to Bangkok. But that Bangkok trip is still a wish as I need to set up some appointments to make the trip cheaper. But wishes can become true stories, so never stop believing! Maybe I could be riding shotgun at somebody’s bike or car?

I was in somebody’s dream! Krisitina Chin aka Korini!

I wish you guys a super start into the work-, study-, holiday week!

It was a weird week and the weirdest weather today which I ever saw in my life. Let’s start a bit earlier – on Monday which was the 17^th I had planned that Grubby and Moon practiced 2on2 together, which was the reason for Grubby to stay in Seoul, Korea S., but somehow everything got fucked up.
Grubby’s mobile phone was fucked up and somehow it was not working well as I expected it to work, he wrote me an email saying that his phone was somehow dead and somehow strange. When I tried to call him, it was always a mailbox answering and when Susiria tried to call him it was always some 50 year old woman talking.
Well after a while we gave it up and said we try on the 18^th again, we were trying around some combinations already for the 2on2 since my nerves were killing me. I wanted a prepared 2on2 team for the most important match of 2008.
I was walking back and forth all day thinking about the best combination and then I heard about Moon being sick, but I was really shocked about it at first, I could not believe why these things always happen to me when I have pressure on my shoulders and I could not believe why guy above the clouds allowed this to happen, but then again I could not change anything and had to deal with those given problems.

On the 19^th which was already play day I got the message that Moon was on the way to the hospital, as soon as I heard that I could not imagine what he meant by that, since everything is mostly called hospital, even though you just visit a normal doctor to get some medicine. So I was in close contact to my team captain Susiria and my one part of the 2on2 Grubby. In the end Moon made it to the pc bang (internet café) and Grubby and Moon practiced 2on2 together. The match started, Nordahl was as thrilled as me about the match and it started off not that good, with losing the 2on2 with 0-2 and seeing a not good shape at the current 2on2 team,…
The Soccer kicked off and raped Winners pretty hard and my head was doing better again, Susiria and Grubby’s 1on1 were to be played at the same time, which means that those can decide about life or death.
Grubby started with a win and Susiria with a loss, in an endless fight Susiria made it back to win 2-1 and all my hopes were on Grubby to finish the clan war with a 3-1 score, but he told me seconds after that he lost.
Moon vs FoV was postponed and I was not sure how his illness was going to affect him, Grubby gave me some tips about how to deal with it and I tried to calm my nerves by biting my pen.

Next day 9 am the match was scheduled to kick – off, I woke up at 4 am drinking coffee like a crazy motherfucker and trying to have something to do. Susiria was there and arranged 1on1s vs Moon, which he mostly all won, I watched all replays and I was already a bit more comfortable after seeing Moon actually playing good games, even though he lost. At 7.30 am I was already in the WC3L Channel of GArena (a program which is offering delay less gaming) and I was waiting for the match, Moon and FoV started, time ran fast and faster and super fast. Games were over, my heart nearly collapsed and my brain could not realize the win at first.

A good working team! (picture taken from www.myMYM.com 

We won with a three to two score over mTw.AMD, who played an awesome match against us and I am a bit sad that Fov and WhO cannot make it to the finals. But at this point I have to say, MYM.wc3 I love you and thank you for this great moments.

Earlier this week we saw myMYM and SK-Gaming having blogs and interviews about the future of the team leagues and if it’s worth the price of having a 5 man roster in order to compete in those tournaments, I can say: The fun factor of being part in a team which is winning is amazing and should be felt by everyone out there. myMYM|Beemit wrote an article about the manager decision which you can find at the www.myMYM.com A Managers Decision.

It takes two to tango, as I decided to be my headline, is there because I could not have advanced to the WC3L grand final without having my team helping so great and being good friends for the whole season. Thank you Susiria, Grubby, Lucifer, Moon, Eve, Soccer and thank you to Tomlew who made this great header!

***Update***

Tomlew just created a shirt which could be mine, if I just were famous!

]]> http://losemann159.wordpress.com/2008/11/21/it-takes-two-to-tango/feed/ 1 losemann159 losemangrubbysusi shirt http://losemann159.wordpress.com/2008/11/11/world-cyber-games-2008-mission-accomplished/ http://losemann159.wordpress.com/2008/11/11/world-cyber-games-2008-mission-accomplished/#comments Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:37:00 +0000 losemann159 http://losemann159.wordpress.com/2008/11/11/world-cyber-games-2008-mission-accomplished/ ]]> Hello!

I am now blogging from my home after a couple of days being around in Cologne (Germany) for the World Cyber Games 2008, the WCG are the olympic games of the electronic sports and I am happy to see this event going so well.

Cologne!

Started going there on Tuesday, where I picked up Moon from the player hotel along with FoCuS, HappY, Reis. After that we went to a Korean-Japanese restaurant and had some nice food for around 12 EUR per person. You could order different kinds of food, for example sushi and seafood stuff. It was pretty good, but I was more happy about the fact that I could meet my player Moon again.

We had some talks and we had some fun, after that I brought Moon and FoCuS to the hotel, actually I had the plan to go home and watch some movie, but everything went different than expected. I was heading to a cocktail bar with QuizZ to have a last drink for the evening, but after a few minutes his mate Peer from ESLTV stopped by and we went to a club called Nachtflug, where we came out at like 5 a.m. in the morning. Danced a bit and had a couple of drinks, but all those people in there are not so smart, doesn’t matter. In the light all the chicks look great anyway.

I was home at around 6.30 a.m. and I was soo tired and fell asleep immediately, but at around 7.30 I got a call from my player Grubby and from our sales manager Bo, about the meeting they had the day, so I had to get up and deal with the problems first, afterwards I went back to sleep and woke up at 9.20 a.m. to work.

I finished my stuff at around 17 CET and went back to Cologne to have some dinner with my friends Slash and his girlfriend Anja. Was fun to do so and besides we met the guys from myMYM too: Beemit, Perdita, Crow were eating in this little Mexican restaurant near the train station. But when we arrived they had to get back do their work, which is the reason
for them being in Cologne. So we had a couple of cocktails after that and ate some good and spicy food, got home at around 1.30 am and fell asleep immediately.

On Friday I went back there (again) and stayed there until Sunday. I saw my players playing and all went smoothly, suddenly on Saturday I could see that Moon and Grubby were standing in the Grand final the next day. I was so happy about this fact, because it could not have been better for us. Gold and Silver to the my players in my team, what a dream! But on the other hand I knew immediately that this match will have a sad loser, so I wanted to be prepared, people and press kept asking me about who I thought would be the winner and I kept answering that I do not know. And it was like this, I had the chances jumping around in my head, but I could not make up a decision and to be honest I did not want to.

The moment I saw Moon losing the game I prepared to get to him, while I know Grubby would be happy and he is professional enough to handle that. All people went to the winner and all cameras with him. So my only thing in my mind was to get to Moon and try to make him feel better. After the press conference where Moon, Grubby and his family were interviewed, I took Moon and FoCuS out for dinner. Some nice kebab, because I remember them loving it so I it came directly into our minds. It was a good dinner. After that I watched the prize ceremony and closing talks with Reis, SaSe, ToD and Xlord.

The last thing I did was going into a restaurant with Rippche and we had  some Thai food for the last time, drank a cocktail which was by the way too strong and went home. Now I am still really happy about the fact that I can see my players getting the gold and silver medal for this tournament. MYM Fighting!

This is my home town (Vettelhoven)!

What can I say? It’s has been great improvement in my everyday life, I made some kind of arrangement with my brother about the future. As we want to get more into healthy living we try our best to get a good way of enjoying life!

1. around 5 a.m jogging
2. around 9 p.m biking and then jogging

I think it is a really good way to lose some weight and to get in shape. Furthermore I have been watching my guys playing at the current cup World Esports Masters, which Moon finished 4th and Grubby 3rd.

This week the World Cyber Games in Cologne are coming up and I will be attending this event, for meeting my players and for some other reasons. Also to catch up with some of my old friends, who I do not meet that often!

Also have been talking to my cousin Tom a bit and to my other cousin Thames, who recently was able to celebrate her birthday (28th of October), at this point (again)  some good wishes to you. Furthermore I discussed the stock market a bit and talked about the recent happenings in Thailand and Germany, which is actually quite interesting to follow. So if you have just a little time then you can check the news paper or the online magazines, they all have loads information about this.

Also was talking to my mate Perdita about going to Poland for holidays on the 24th of December to the 2nd of January, it would be quite a good idea and I think it would be more fun than staying home and do nothing. Christmas is really boring anyway!
And as the EURO is going up again, I might be up for a holidays in Thailand again too! Maybe, but at

least I have to give it some time, since my job requires me to be there and work.

That was all for now! And this is my last word for today here, as I am sorry that my blog is not so interesting this time. I promise there will be more stunning events in the near future.

I am blogging from Phuket and a lot has happened here in the last days. I mean besides me drunk like 10 Russians,…

Arrived in Phuket like 4 days ago and we took a plane here. First night in Phuket was really fun, we went immediatly to a new club, called Sofa, it is located in Phuket town and it was fucking full. So many people went there that night and it was really hard to get a good spot somewhere.

That day we took a couple of drinks at the bar and went home at like 2 am. The next day I went with my cousin to work at his Sun Palm Village, which is a made up town. There he sells houses and stuff, had to do something here and there and in the evening we went to Pizza Company to get some good food. We were playing around with the oregano and somehow warned me to take the oregano but it was too late already all the oregano was in my pizza slice which was not eatable at all.

Then we went home and slept, did feel like going out that day. On Monday night we planned to go out and we did, I drank like crazy and danced with some chick, her name was Gae. It was quite cool and we had a lot of fun, then my cousin had to leave the club due to solving some problems! I was there alone and I drank some with the office workers from his company. They had really old and creepy guys around and those were really touchy and strange. But when I asked them why they go out with those guys, I got the answer: “Vitamin M”, the M stands for money and that means they got free drinks, but I was really shocked since that is some kind of prostitution. Getting laid if you pay a girl drinks. Good joke!

Well afterwards I went do a different club and stayed there until like 3.30 am, had no key for my cousins house so I had to check in at some hotel, which I knew from before. Luckily I saved the number in my phone and I had a business card of the owner in my purse. At like 5.30 am my cousin was searching me and he expected me to be in this hotel… so he came into my room, but I did not really recognize it. He told me the next morning he asked me some questions, but he got no answer. He even made pics of me sleeping!

Well I ate something at a restaurant, and I felt really like dying

Woke up yesterday and my cousin and me were thinking about the plan for the day. Nothing much came up, just one meeting with a customer of mine, so we took a shower and went out of the house…I had the short meeting with the guy and after that we saw a restaurant called “Indian Hut” and actually we were just laughing about the name since the sign was nearly the same as the one from “Pizza Hut”. The moment we enter the restaurant we saw it has been the best restaurant for since 1998, which is now 10 years of awards. OMFG!
We did not really know what to order so we just told the waitress to bring something delicious and he did. It was an awesome meal and it was really cool to sit in such a restaurant.

After that exclusive dinner, we went to one of the one million tailors, but they suck. They have these catalogues, but they do not have the material which is shown. So you have to choose some different material and can not really imagine if it will look good or not. So you can just pray for something. My cousin ordered 2 suits, I think those guys are good for doing suits and stuff related to that, but if it comes to cool jackets in casual style, then they really suck.

Went to Central (shopping mall) after that and met my cousins friend, she had some vouchers for like 2000 THB (~40 EUR) and wanted to buy a purse. Fucking boring, since she took around 45 minutes to decide. Three tables of purses are too much for one woman, they can not handle that. Too much information for one brain. HA HA

After that adventure into the purse life of a woman, we went to Soi Cowboy, which is like the table dance street in Bangkok. I used to come there really often, but did not do for a long time. Drank much and had some fun sitting there. There are really funny things in these lap dance bars… One has got one office, which means you sit in some corner getting a bj while that other people can even see you. Yeah, it is some kind of stupid to do that. We drank really a lot and after that we went to eat something. Really wasted and drunk I just woke at 12 Thai time. Planing on going to eat something soon and then going to buy some fake DVDs at Pantip plaza!

I’am leaving my friends behind and take my work with me. Always when you enter the airplane then you also say goodbye to friends. And the friends left behind give you sadness. But on the other hand, the moment I leave I also know that I will be back, not everytime I know when, but that I know that I am going to be back!

This time I leave Germany for my second home, Thailand. I love the country and I love nearly everything about it, working in Bangkok (capital of Thailand) is always a pleasure for me. And I could cry when I leave the Land of smile for the land of cold weather. Especially in these days when I know, that my returning will be filled with cold weather and even more work.

My dad, who I left in the office, would have loved to go with me, but this time it was just not possible to arrange. Since there has to be someone in the office! At this point, dad: don’t work too much and save some work for me when I am heading back. It is also a bad moment to leave the office, since we are setting up a new computer and I should be there normally, since there might be problems at the start. But I can basically bet on my dad calling me and asking how to solve those problems.

Days and hours have passed and I am going to visit my Thai brother Tom, who is waiting for me on the best city of the world. He is usually living in Phuket, an island with dream beaches and where luxury is not an unknown word. In my previous blog I already showed you guys a picture of him and I am really thrilled to meet him again. Also my friends from schooltimes are there… 

Gaming which has really made my schedule really full is now going to face a break. But you can see it as a creative break, which is really needed and which really can be used! When I am back my schedule for gaming is already filled and planned, but I feel a bit bad that my mate Jesper, has to manage everything alone now. He will handle everything in the correct way and he will do everything needed to continue the success.

I am now at the airport in Düsseldorf, its really expensive here. I got one fish bagel and a Redbull, was around 10 €… happy to face cheaper days again.

Flying over Copenhagen, where I have to wait around 4 hours to continue my flight. What goes around, comes around!

Just arrived in Copenhagen and have to wait again,… always its just waiting and its really annoying. This time it is about 5 hours and I am really starting to be tired. Met a Taiwanese business man and had a long chat with him, it was quite interesting to do so, he was in the mobile business and had really good connections everywhere. We were sitting at Starbucks, the one Jesper (Nordahl) is always talking about and it feels like heaven to drink a nice ICED LATE. Have to admit that I kinda miss Starbucks in Germany, as I am living on the countryside, with just normal bakeries and small shops, but it always feels good to be in a big city and enjoy a nice coffee, I will enjoy a lot more of those when I am in Bangkok. Really looking forward to zip nice cocktails also, good Japanese food is also waiting for me and good parties where I have to attend. Always on my side, my brother Tom.

As you can see now I am not really looking more fresh, but that is normal, since I am already on my way since 12 CET and now it is 20:25 CET. So yeah, if you do not look at least a bit wasted then something is not going correctly! At least a little smile for the readers, makes me look not that wasted. haha! My flight to Bangkok is leaving in like 2 hours and I am really really bored. Nothing can help, watched the latest episode of House M.D. and Privileged. Good thing here in Copenhagen is that you can pay with euros, but then on the other hand you get stupid DKK back.as As my smallest bill was 20 EUR, i have to buy stupid things to get rid of all the DKK. But nothing against spending, jut the problem I have here is that everything is fucking expensive and its not just that Copenhagen is expensive, additionally I have to stay at the airport, which does not make it any cheaper, but more expensive. Ok I am trying now to get something to eat and spend the rest of my DKK, I hope its not more than 100 DKK cuz that is all I have left! And I do not want to use any more EUR, which will be changed to DKK.

Next time I will be blogging from Bangkok! Bangkok here I come, and you cant do anything against it! To the readers, thanks for reading and I am trying to keep up my blogging and make it as up2date as possible.

At this moment the Thailand travel is 72 hours, 02 minutes 47 seconds away and the time is changing every goddamn second. That means I better hurry writing!

I regret now that I promised an unforgettable blog and I am still thinking about the topics and about the things I will blog, but I guess they come and go as they like. Thinking about many different word combinations and other things all day, but that is not really good for my normal jobs, which suffers a bit under those circumstances.

But what the hell, a break from MSN / Blackberry / Email needs to be well prepared. If I forget about activating my auto responder then all people will be angry about not getting any response from me. I guess all people / friends / partners / customers will be happy to not hear from me for about 21 days.

Yes! 21 days of relaxing, will be a nice change due to my stressful everyday – life. In the last days my cousin Tom, who I will be visiting too during my stay in Thailand, fell in love with www.amazon.de. Even the fact that he cannot understand any German does not bother him much. First he wanted a TAPE2PC recorder which cost about 150 EUR but that was too expensive considering that other pages from the US had this product for 149 USD.

Then yesterday he asked himself the question: “What do I want to have from Germany?” … and as fast as his fingers were able to write he was at Amazon again. The day ended with him ordering a 500 GB HDD, which I paid in advance and carry to Bangkok for him. To be honest that is pretty damn cheap!

For now I hope he will not buy the whole online shop… And in my head I am still wondering how electronic hardware can be so expensive in Thailand? Even if it’s often produced near to Thailand. Sometimes it even has the double price and considering it’s produced there and the people earn much less there it is really strange.

There is this web page called 123people.com which I was told by my friend earlier this week. Accidently I was searching for my old classmate which I never found again since 3 years. Then randomly I entered his name and he popped up! We end up meeting as soon as I arrive in Bangkok! What great news, also my cousin tries to stay longer in BKK to make the stay as pleasant as anyhow possible.

That is all for now and the time has been running. Time to finish the huge to-do-list!